I Want Candy

Tom Riley

Joe

Tom Burke

Baggy

Carmen Electra

Candy

Eddie Marsan

Doug Perry

Michelle Ryan

Lila Owens

Mackenzie Crook

Dulberg

Felicity Montagu

Val, Joe's Mum

Philip Jackson

Stephen, Joe's Dad

Jimmy Carr

Video Store Guy

John Standing

Michael de Vere

Carl Prekopp

Vlad

Rasmus Hardiker

Christi